To Be Named Later

The madness with the NFL continues into a second week…this time we abandon the show format completely to talk about the AFC and the playoffs, and we STILL ran out of time! (we’ll finish next week) That’s what we get for doing 3 Madden simulations…see if you can notice the prediction made by Bryan about the show that came true (but it was for a different reason).

Download it here: (right click the link, then click “save as) TBNL #14: August 25, 2008
Running Time: 1 hour, 8 minutes

Intro: Tiki Barber/Jenna Wolfe MSNBC Olympic Report/TMZ/Fox News Parody

Tiki’s Actual Total Medal Madness
Tiki’s Denial of using the alleged word

Will: TZM Reporter, himself
Charlotte: herself
Bryan: himself

Last week’s Dumbass of the Week
Juan Carlos Navarro (100% of the vote)

NFL Madness Week 2: The AFC

AFC East
Charlotte: Patriots, Jets, Bills, Dolphins
Bryan: Patriots, Jets, Bills, Dolphins
Will: Patriots, Jets, Bills, Dolphins
Madden #1: Patriots (12-4), Jets (11-5), Bills (7-9), Dolphins (1-14-1)
Madden #2: Patriots 14-2; Jets 9-7, Dolphins 9-7; Bills 8-8
Madden #3: Patriots 11-5; Jets 11-5; Bills 5-11; Dolphins 5-11

AFC North
Charlotte: Browns, Steelers, Bengals, Ravens
Bryan: Steelers, Bengals, Browns, Ravens
Will: Steelers, Browns, Ravens, Bengals
Madden #1: Steelers (9-7), Ravens (7-9), Browns (6-10), Bengals (3-13)
Madden #2: Browns 9-7; Ravens 8-8; Steelers 7-9; Bengals 5-11
Madden #3: Browns 11-5; Steelers 7-9; Ravens 6-10; Bengals 4-12

AFC South
Charlotte: Colts, Jaguars, Titans, Texans
Bryan: Jaguars, Colts, Titans, Texans
Will: Colts, Jaguars, Titans, Texans
Madden #1: Colts (13-3), Texans (10-6), Jaguars (9-7), Titans (4-12)
Madden #2: Colts 12-4; Titans 9-7; Jaguars 8-8; Texans 5-11
Madden #3: Colts 11-5; Titans 10-6; Jaguars 9-7; Texans 8-8

AFC West
Charlotte: Chargers, Broncos, Chiefs, Raiders
Bryan: Chargers, Broncos, Raiders, Chiefs
Will: Chargers, Chiefs, Broncos, Raiders
Madden #1: Chargers (12-4), Raiders (6-9-1), Chiefs (6-10), Broncos (5-11)
Madden #2: Chargers 10-6; Raiders 8-8; Chiefs 6-10; Broncos 5-11
Madden #3: Chargers 11-5; Broncos 9-7; Raiders 7-9; Chiefs 3-13

AFC Playoff Teams:
Charlotte: Patriots, Chargers, Colts, Browns, Jaguars (WC), Steelers (WC)
Bryan: Pats, Steelers, Jags, Chargers, Colts (WC), Broncos (WC)
Will: Patriots, Colts, Steelers, Chargers, Jets (WC), Jaguars (WC)
Madden #1 Playoff Teams: 1. Colts 2. Patriots 3. Chargers 4. Steelers 5. Jets 6. Texans
Madden #2 Playoff Teams: 1. Patriots 2. Colts 3. Chargers 4. Browns 5. Jets 6. Titans
Madden #3 Playoff Teams: 1. Browns 2. Patriots 3. Chargers 4. Colts 5. Jets 6. Titans

NFC Playoff Teams
Will- Cowboys, Seahawks, Bears, Saints, Eagles (WC), Giants (WC)
Charlotte- Cowboys, Seahawks, Saints, Vikings, Giants (WC), Bucs (WC)
Bryan- Cowboys, Seahawks, Vikings, Falcons, Eagles (WC), Rams (WC)

Wild Card Round 1:
Charlotte:
AFC 3. Colts over 6. Steelers; 5. Jaguars over 4. Browns
NFC 3. Saints over 6. Bucs; 4. Vikings over 5. Giants

Bryan:
AFC 3. Jags over 6. Broncos; 4. Chargers over 5. Colts
NFC 3. Vikings over 6. Rams; 5. Eagles over 4. Falcons

Will:
AFC 3. Steelers over 6. Jaguars; 4. Chargers over 5. Jets
NFC 3. Bears over 6. Giants; 5. Eagles over 4. Saints

Madden #1:
AFC 3. Chargers over 6. Texans 30-9; 4. Steelers over 5. Jets: Steelers 38-21
NFC 6. Lions over 3. Seahawks 22-17; 4. Vikings over 5. Eagles 23-20

Madden #2:
AFC 3. Chargers over 6. Titans 26-13; 4. Browns over 5. Jets 43-23
NFC 3. Bucs over 6. Lions 29-13; 5. Cowboys over 4. Giants 23-18

Madden #3:
AFC 3. Chargers over 6. Titans 28-19; 4. Colts over 5. Jets 35-24
NFC 3. Vikings over 6. Packers 26-10; 4. Saints over 5. 49ers 24-16


Divisional Round:
Charlotte:
AFC 1. Patriots over 5. Jaguars; 3. Colts over 2. Chargers
NFC 1. Cowboys over 4. Vikings; 2. Seahawks over 3. Saints

Bryan:
AFC 1. Patriots over 4. Chargers; 2. Steelers over 3. Jaguars
NFC 1. Cowboys over 5. Eagles; 2. Seahawks over 3. Vikings

Will:
AFC 1. Patriots over 4. Chargers; 2. Colts over 3. Steelers
NFC 5. Eagles over 1. Cowboys; 2. Seahawks over 3. Bears

Madden #1:
AFC 1. Colts over 4. Steelers 27-6; 2. Patriots over 3. Chargers 29-28
NFC 6. Lions over 1. Cowboys 25-24; 2. Bucs over 4. Vikings 23-13

Madden #2:
AFC 1. Patriots over 4. Browns 30-13; 2. Colts over 3. Chargers 34-7
NFC 1. Bears over 5. Cowboys 17-13; 2. Rams over 3. Bucs 23-7

Madden #3:
AFC 4. Colts over 1. Browns 34-28; 2. Patriots over 3. Chargers 31-26
NFC 1. Eagles over 4. Saints 23-21; 2. Seahawks over 3. Vikings 24-13

We have talked about just about everything you can imagine in our first 12 shows…and now we get to the nitty gritty. The NFL. And we start with the NFC this week. Next week: AFC and the Playoffs. But first we have the dumbass of the week, which is lead by someone who’s English is not so good. Then we have our analysis and predictions of the NFC…vs. our competition, Madden NFL 09. Who’s going to win? Other than that…enjoy!

Intro: Mastercard “Priceless Pep Talk with Peyton Manning” Commercial Parody #2 about Bears/Grossman-Orton

Will: Voice-over Announcer
Bryan: Peyton Manning

Last week’s Dumbass of the Week
Carolina Panthers WR Steve Smith (75%)

Nominations for Dumbass of the Week
Virginia Tech WR Zach Luckett Suspended after getting caught drunk driving…again
Former Yankees Pitcher Hideki Irabu Allegedly Assaulted Bartender . . . After Drinking 20 Mugs of Beer!
Former NBA player Vincent Askew Arrested on charge of sex while “recruiting” for his prep school
Women’s Olympic Basketball Coach Anne Donovan Said of player Becky Hammon: “If you play in this country, live in this country and you grow up in the heartland – and you put on a Russian uniform – you are not a patriotic person.”
Spain Guard Juan Carlos Navarro Said “My English Not Very Good” to reporter that had already interviewed him once before…when it was fine

NFL Madness Week 1: The NFC

NFC East
Predicted order of finish:
Will- Cowboys, Eagles, Giants, Redskins
Charlotte- Cowboys, Giants, Eagles, Redskins
Bryan- Cowboys, Eagles, Redskins, Giants
Madden 09 #1- Cowboys (13-3), Eagles (12-4), Redskins (7-9), Giants (7-9)
Madden 09 #2- Giants (11-5), Cowboys (10-6), Eagles (7-9), Redskins (6-10)
Madden 09 #3- Eagles (11-5), Cowboys (9-7), Redskins (8-8), Giants (7-9)

NFC North
Predicted order of finish:
Will- Bears, Vikings, Packers, Lions
Charlotte- Vikings, Bears, Packers, Lions
Bryan- Vikings, Bears, Packers, Lions
Madden 09 #1- Vikings (10-6), Lions (9-7), Packers (8-8), Bears (3-13)
Madden 09 #2- Bears (12-4), Lions (9-7), Packers (8-8), Vikings (7-9)
Madden 09 #3- Vikings (10-6), Packers (9-7), Lions (7-9), Bears (6-10)

NFC South
Predicted order of finish:
Will- Saints, Bucs, Panthers, Falcons
Charlotte- Saints, Bucs, Panthers, Falcons
Bryan- Falcons, Panthers, Saints, Bucs
Madden 09 #1- Bucs (12-4), Saints (8-8), Falcons (6-10), Panthers (6-10)
Madden 09 #2- Bucs (11-5), Saints (9-7), Panthers (7-9), Falcons (2-14)
Madden 09 #3- Saints (8-8), Bucs (8-8), Falcons (6-10), Panthers (5-11)

NFC West
Predicted order of finish:
Will- Seahawks, Rams, Cardinals, 49ers
Charlotte- Seahawks, Cardinals, 49ers, Rams
Bryan- Seahawks, Rams, Cardinals, 49ers
Madden 09 #1- Seahawks (11-5), 49ers (8-8), Rams (8-8), Cardinals (6-10)
Madden 09 #2- Rams (11-5), Seahawks (6-10), 49ers (5-11), Cardinals (3-13)
Madden 09 #3- Seahawks (11-5), 49ers (10-5-1), Rams (8-8), Cardinals (4-11-1)

NFC Playoff Teams
Will- Cowboys, Seahawks, Bears, Saints, Eagles (WC), Giants (WC)
Charlotte- Cowboys, Seahawks, Saints, Vikings, Giants (WC), Bucs (WC)
Bryan- Cowboys, Seahawks, Vikings, Falcons, Eagles (WC), Rams (WC)
Madden 09 #1- 1. Cowboys 2. Bucs 3. Seahawks 4. Vikings 5. Eagles 6. Lions
Madden 09 #2- 1. Bears 2. Rams 3. Bucs 4. Giants 5. Cowboys 6. Lions
Madden 09 #3- 1. Eagles 2. Seahawks 3. Vikings 4. Saints 5. 49ers 6. Packers